Storytime with Shelly!!

Hello Family and Friends! :)Well i would like you to sit
down and get comfy for this episode of 'Story time with Shelly!'

Once upon a time (ahem, Sunday morning) there was a girl named Shelly.Now Shelly is a blonde, relatively-short, California girl who likes to communicate with her friends and family because let's face it - Shelly likes to have FUN!
It is in fact how she regularly invests her time and money! She would much rather be traveling or playing with good-buddies than anything else at all.

Well currently Shelly's habit of liking people and having fun has significantly supported the AT&T World Empire. How you ask? Shelly is what is known as a 'SET,' a Sensationally Extreme Texter. (Ok maybe i made that up).
She has a texting Package. Sometimes Shelly texts 1400 + times over the course of a month. (Close your mouth - I can see your teeth fillings!)
Now lately Shell's Cellular Telephone has not been so supportive of her 'SET' and loquacious (chatty, jabbering, talkative, conversational, gabby) ways, due to it having developed an annoying hummmmmmm.

So, One Fine Day, (ahem...Sunday afternoon) Shelly set out to purchase a new apparatus for which to continue her support and advancement of the Global Take-Over by AT&T! Shelly DID stumble upon a fabulous RED Cellular Contraption that she decided, after extensive research, to acquire! (Ok, not really, she liked it cuz it was RED and did a cool flippy action when opened!)

Although the AT&T empire did its utmost to fulfill Shelly's deepest wishes, their network was undergoing maintenance therefore Shelly's initial order did not go through :( Fear Not! Shelly is a persistent type and was not easily deterred! She tried again that fine day and was finally successful in her venture!!
Her desired contraption was promised to be on it's way within 2 days! Two days passed (la..di..da) NO cellular contraption arrived.
Shelly, the witty, blonde, California girl that she is, decided to inquire upon the traveling status of her anticipated package.
What did she find out you ask? Well she found out none other than that her talkative-texting box WAS indeed on it's way! Oh, but it was not alone...Oh, no, no!
It was to be accompanied by twins!
That's right it would seem Shelly's initial attempted orders Did in fact go through and not only would she be receiving one cell phone contraption promptly, but she would be receiving 3!!HA!

This has been Story Time with Shelly!
Thank You for joining us!Please tune in next time when
you will again discover your desire to live in Shelly's shoes
because her life is NEVER Boring!!

The End ;)